it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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