love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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