I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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