He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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