Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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