Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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