I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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