how can u be prego again
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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