Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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