I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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