bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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