Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Farmville is her only friend.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just gargled with NyQuil
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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