your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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