AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Randomize
