I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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