i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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