gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I think my moral compass just broke
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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