No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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