they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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