You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
