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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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