Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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