dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.