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Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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