We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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