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  Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?

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  I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up

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  Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega

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• (956): View more from Texas

  If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.

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• (209): View more from California

  Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.

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