i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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