My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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