Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sorry my hands just texted you
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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