Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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