guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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