During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Watching her eat just hurts me
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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