Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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