David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I don't deserve a penis
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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