what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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