Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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