She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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