Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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