No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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