Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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