You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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