okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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