found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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