This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We need to rekindle our bromance
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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