You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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