Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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