Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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