can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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