Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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