how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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