talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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