Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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