I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This is my gift to your gina
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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