White coat. Heels.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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