This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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