I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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