Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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