Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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