they need to just BURY HIM!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
false alarm, still single
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