what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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