Me too!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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