mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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